Covid-19 and shopping while old

Yesterday I found a really nice email from my local market, Vons, stating that because seniors are most vulnerable to COVID-19, and because we here at Vons truly treasure our seniors, that all Vons stores will be open for seniors from 7 to 9 a.m. And my heart kind of melts a little because golly, they care! So I arrive at Vons at 7:05 a.m. and it’s full of millennials and GenZ folks literally cleaning out the stores of anything antibacterial or disinfectant-y. But here’s a bit of growth on my part. I shrugged. I didn’t complain to anybody. So in lieu of flowers at my funeral, please firebomb Vons.